About the Squishable Mini Dolphin

Dolphins are great to keep around a kitchen. It's true! Stick them behind the counter at your local diner and watch that hungry lunch rush break against them like a giant greasy wave. See those masterful flippers flipping 20 orders of silver dollar pancakes at a time! Watch them chase the fleeing tuna into a dozen sandwiches! Hey, this customer's being unruly! Sit on him, Mini Dolphin! Yeah, I bet you're sorry now! That's for not tipping your waitress.