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Channel 6's April O'Neil here with today's top story. Construction begins on developer Horatio Stressbar's new theme park - This just in! Officials have confirmed a break-in at the Midtown Pizza Museum. Reports say that a rambunctious rhino and worrisome warthog have made off with a cutting-edge pizza cutter - Breaking News! Pizza Panic in Central Park! Eyewitnesses are telling me that a no-nonsense man in a metal mask, possibly a ninja, has stolen all of the city's pepperoni supply. - Dateline Dimension X! A giant vortex has materialized directly above me. A monstrous robot, with what appears to be a brain in his stomach, is walking down Sixth Avenue and heading towards Vinnie's Pizza Palace. Stay tuned as I attempt to get an exclusive interview with this mechanical mastermind... April O'Neil reporting live for Channel 6, Happy Hour News