To my people at Dragon's Lair, 'tis your favorite dragon Ripley. Today, I was on a long walk across my domian—ahem, the store, which ended in my being seized out of nowhere to encage me within the confines of the register wrap. After running a few laps. I thought I had found my escape. Unfortunately, t'was no escape, but a secret pathway that lead me to my rather enormous dice hoard. So many pretty things of many different types—shining gems, gleaming metal, sparkling resin, and hardy wood! But then, I was stolen away from my treasure, and told—quite rudely, I might add, without proper address or deference—that was getting too chilly for my health. I then returned to my home to bathe in my personal sun. Which, though such a suggestion was not welcome, the result was quite satisfying. Thank you for your time, Human. Have the day that I deserve—which is simply the best.
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